Peek-A-B00

Why was there a marching band in his head? Of course maybe that bomb that’s going off too just might kill it if he’s lucky. And how…how could a brain feel full? Clogged and everything throbbing. ‘What the HELL did I do last night?’ Laying there and actually feeling like a lump he knew he had to get up see that he had to use the bathroom and for more reasons than one.  He was able to push himself up and get himself in a sitting position so he could get his bearings. He thought his head was going to explode and vomit all over the floor. So he made a mad dash for the bathroom.

Meanwhile his partner in crime finally came crawling back to his room that he shared with his buddy and when he walked he saw him sleeping in the bed.

Laughing and seeing a glass of water on the table next to it he picked up the blankets and, “Ok Kidd this should help your hangover for sure.” And threw it all over the person as there was a scream that could have woken the dead.

Richie just jumped back because that scared the shit out of him as this cute brunette grabbed the blankets up to her neck and was still yelling.

Jon as he was rinsing his mouth and spit everything all over the sink and slipped on those stupid little rugs. Quickly picking himself up open the door and ran out when he saw Richie trying to calm this young lady down who wasn’t wearing anything and neither was Jon.

“It’s ok just stop yelling Please. This is my room I belong here. I take it you’re with Jon?...(Jon walking over)well Jon is that the new look? Who is she?” Richie asked.

Jon stood there in shock. Finding his pants, “I have no idea? How did she get in my bed?” he wanted to know.

“You’re kidding right?” Richie asked him.

“Do I look like I’m kidding Rich? And is she going to keep that up?” Jon asked annoyed. Just then there was a knock on the door. “I’ll get that Rich quiet her down.” Jon told him as he didn’t want to handle it. Opening it, it was the guys.

“Hey do you know what the hell happened last night?” Jon asked them. The three of them looked at each other with worry on their faces. “Hey did something serious happen?” Jon asked getting nervous himself now.

“Jon I think we all need to talk.” Tico said. So they walk into the bedroom where Richie was waiting for the brunette to get out of the shower.

“Why don’t we wait for her outside.” Richie said.

Sitting in the living area Jon wanted to know, “So Richie how did you get her to calm down?”

“The old Sambora charm my friend.” He told them as he patted himself on the back.

“That’s bad even for you. Did she say well you know how we met because I don’t forget when I seduce a girl.” Jon told them annoyed.

“We know Jon. Just relax until she comes out ok?” Tico told him.

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It wasn’t long when she walked in to the living area where all the guys were waiting for her. All eyes were on her and she felt so uncomfortable. She was wearing a t-shirt that Richie had given her and it looked like a dress on her.

“Hey won’t you sit over here. You want some water?” Richie asked her. She nodded yes and Richie gave her a bottle. Jon was about to bust as he was pacing up and down as he usually does when he’s nervous.

“Look can we get on with this and did anyone else notice I wearing a fucking WEDDING RING!” Jon exploded.

They all looked at him and grimaced and then looked at her as she looked down at her finger when she noticed that she was also wearing one too. Her face just dropped and tears started to fall again and Jon just threw up his arms.

“Here we go again.” He bitched.

“Jon this isn’t helping.” Tico said annoyed with him.

“Well I’m standing here with a wedding ring on and apparently we’re married and I don’t even know her name.”  he told them as he was really pissed off now.

“What’s new?” Alec said nearly laughing. Jon shot him a look that could kill.

“ALEC! Knock it off.” Tico yelled. “Look that party where you and Richie drank a hell of a lot and those girls you were with well we found out they were with Motley.” Tico told them.

“Motley? They were Motley girls? You’ve got to be kidding me?” Jon said. “But they were so into us it seemed.” He said as he looked at Richie. Richie was just trying to remember the night and how the girls were with them.

“Yeah they responded to us very nicely if you know what I mean.” Richie interjected.

“Well do you two remember anything after you guys left the party?” Dave asked them.

They looked at each other and for the life of them they couldn’t.

“That’s because they drugged both of you. Then they took you both…well we don’t know after that Tico and I couldn’t find either of you. My girl was in the bathroom when she overheard one of the other girlfriends after they left with you guys that the plan went off without a hitch and Tommy and Nikki will be thrill that it went off perfectly. We don’t know where they took you guys we’ve been searching all night.” Dave explained to them.

Running his hands thru his hair Jon looked over to the girl sitting in the chair who was listening to all this. “So where does she fit into all this?”

“Don't know?” Dave said.

Jon was about to approach when Richie stopped him. “Hey Kidd what are you doing?” he asked him.

“What the hell do you mean? I’m going to ask her who the hell she is.” Jon said annoyed.

“Well why don’t you let me ok?” he said to Jon who wasn’t in the mood for any of this or playing games.

Looking at him curiously Jon asked him, “Why? Don't you think I can do it? Or are you afraid I’ll scare her? Or worse she’ll stay with me and ignore you?” he asked him a wry smile.

“Very funny, right now you’re so mad you’re going to scare the hell out of her and then you’re never going to get anything out of her. Just let me use my Sambora charm and I’ll get what you need from her. And if you don’t trust me we can do it right here how’s that?” he told his best friend all snarky.

“Whatever I just want to know how this happened.” Jon spit out.

Richie sat a crossed from her and smiled that million watt smile at her. “Hi I told you my name was Richie and the guy over there with the long face and the one apparently you’re married to is Jon. The curly blonde one there is David and that one handsome one right there is Tico. Oh yeah and the one in the corner asleep is Alec.” He told her.

“Yeah I figured out who you guys were finally. My name is Sarah and I’m sorry for all the trouble.” She told them all rattled.

“Hey it’s all cool. Just one big question for ya ok? You’re not associated with Motley Crue are you?” he asked her and really hoped she wasn’t.

“No I’m not. Look all I did was come to Vegas with my dumbass of a fiance to get married. He dumbed me just before we were supposed to go down to the Chapel to get married. So then I headed to the bar and I really don’t drink but I thought Hey what the hell right I just got dumped so I had a few and the next thing I know I wake up here.” She told them as the tears started to run down her face again.

Well all the guys including Jon felt really bad for her. But why would someone do this to her? Walking up to her and kneeling in front of her Jon said, “Hey Sarah I’m really sorry for yelling at you. I’m just hung over and well I don’t take these kind of surprises very well. And to be truthful I thought you were in on it.” He explained to her.

“No I get it I really do. People always wanting something from you guys it’s ok. I just don’t know why I’m here either.” She told them.

“Sarah did your fiance give you a reason why he called off the wedding?” Richie asked.

“Um he said that he really wasn’t ready after all and that he wanted to see other people.” She told them still shook and a little sick herself.

“What a loser.” Dave said. “I mean you don’t go all the way to this point then call it off.”

“No you don’t. Sarah what’s his name and your last name.” Tico asked her.

“It’s Kyle Robertson and my last name is Mathers.”

“Look I’m going to give this to a friend of mine and see what he can come up with on this and the Crue. In the meantime take off those rings and deny everything. He’ll also look into this to see if this is real. If it is well he’ll see if we can get it annulled.” Tico told them.

Jon and Richie just looked at him. “What? What are those looks for?” Tico asked them.

“Well um isn’t an annulment…that means when a marriage isn’t consummated right?” Jon asked him nervously.

“You know damn well what it means.” Tico said irritated.     

“Well it might have been we don’t know only because we were both naked when we woke up.” Jon said wincing.

Tico just shooked his head and Richie and David tried not to laugh. Tico just looked at them as if he could kill them where they stood.

“Fine as far as we know you didn’t. Ok. You just didn’t and we’ll leave it at that!”  he told them as he left in search of aspirin.